Because he's afraid of a squirrel. Huh?Yeah, I don't get it either.Can someone please tell me why a rabbit, one that wears clothes, goes to school, and watches TV would be afraid of the squirrels in the back yard, and furthermore, why aren't these squirrels also wearing clothes and conversing at the library about their … Continue reading Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Month: August 2008
The many hats of me
I need a haircut. The shaggy, steel wool mop that haloes my head is reflected in the screen of my laptop as I sit on the deck this glorious late summer morning.I also need to finish organizing the new office which until 3 days ago was the kids room. Boxes of books, old files, and … Continue reading The many hats of me
September Sentiments
September has always been my favorite month. It is a month of beginnings. I came into the world in September and as a child in England, it meant the beginning of a new school year. I actually turned 5 on my second day in Mrs. Goddard's class at Huish Infant School, Yeovil, Somerset.I have always … Continue reading September Sentiments
Booster seats and belly buttons
Now's this for a bad day? I almost get the cops called on me and my daughter could have gotten lyme disease.With one minute remaining to get to daycare on time I discover the only thing filling the space where H's booster seat usually sits is a smorgasbord of crumbs, small toys, and juice stains. … Continue reading Booster seats and belly buttons
Sweaty Puppy: An argument against co-sleeping
I like to sleep, no, I love to sleep.Our 22-month old has been sleeping in his crib since he grew out of his co-sleeper at 4 months old (yes, he was a "healthy" baby). Last night, whether due to a bad dream or questionable cup of milk, he could not be consoled by the usual … Continue reading Sweaty Puppy: An argument against co-sleeping
Even Oprah is in on this serendipity thing
Once again my ol' buddy serendipity has popped in to say hello. Not to me this time but through me (and our good friend Oprah). I have two friends, friends from a past life, a life steeped in religious dogma. Due to a recent relationship, one of said friends is battling with an old demon … Continue reading Even Oprah is in on this serendipity thing
The Wisdom Within: Journaling to Bring God Closer
A TALK GIVEN TO AN UU CONGREGATION IN HATTIESBURG, MS (2005) Ask group to write for 3 minutes - stream-of-conscious, no censor (you know, that little voice that says “don’t write that, it’s silly”, or “that’s not true”, or “that’s not nice to say, better write something more polite”) – do not have to share … Continue reading The Wisdom Within: Journaling to Bring God Closer
Green snot and fruit flies
Today I am sick. Husband is sick. Children are sick. Green snot sick. Pull those puffy red things out of the back of your throat and put them on ice for a few days sick.My eyes hurt looking at this white screen but I will attempt to write a few words.About fruit flies.They have to … Continue reading Green snot and fruit flies
Serendipity on a Bike
This move from Vancouver to Vermont is not an easy prospect for 'lil sis. We have been scouring the area and the internet trying to discover the potentials of her new home.One thing you should know about my sister (let's call her "C") is that she's painfully allergic to malls and other large (or small, … Continue reading Serendipity on a Bike
This one’s corny
This is a moose. A very large moose. Moose live in Vermont. I live in Vermont. I have never seen a moose. I have followed moose tracks, but no moose. Bear also live in Vermont. I have also never seen a bear. I have smelt a bear and I have heard a bear, but I … Continue reading This one’s corny
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